The tale of a brilliant but deranged quantum physicist who volunteers himself for the first ever human teleportation experiment ... with "mixed" results (both to his dismay and that of the poor, innocent female housefly who was just buzzing idly around the vicinity). Desperate to restore itself to humanity, the insect-girl abomination attempts a further experiment in vibration resonance to shake the melded DNA strands apart. It just needs to find a good strong vibration device first...

(Apologies to David Cronenburg)