The Oddest Thing You Can Put In Your Hoo-ha

So following a rather random conversation, this is probably the oddest casting I've ever put up, but it got me laughing and certainly ticks the "odd" box which is the one thing I require from all of my shoots.

The shoot is to try and shoot the widest variety of things you're willing to insert. I'm thinking vaginal insertions but anal or both - why not! In terms of things - we'd have to put our heads together to make a plan -but to give you an idea under the "normal" category comes cucumbers, carrots, beer bottles and wine bottle necks. Ok for warm up but not quit the "oddest" things we're thinking here.

As for where - I'm driving from Teesside to the highlands (Ft Wiliam) so anywhere on route during that day. Happy to shoot on location or at yours - but (here's the other complication) I'll have my dog with me so if on location you need to be dog-friendly (though he'll be muzzled as he gets barkey with people he doesn't know) and if at home I can leave him in the car and check on him regularly - but that means we need to be parked somewhere quiet so as not to get people all pernickety.

I'm thinking two hours max, shooting mainly for the laughs, portfolio on here, possibly bentbox or similar. not got any hard firm plans. And as I'm not intending selling for millions I'm happy for you to have the shots as well as part pay but money needs to be within reasonable.